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NOW THAT THE NEW YEAR HAS STARTED, I FIND THAT I'VE ALREADY BROKEN MY RESOLUTION. I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO WRITE ANYTHING NASTY ABOUT ANYONE, BUT I'VE GOTTEN SO MUCH GOOD "OIRT THAT I JUST COULDN'T RESIST. THE STALLIONS ENCORE PERFORMANCE OF "DADDY, GET YOU GUN" FOR "TOYS FOR TOTS" AS A HUGH SUCCESS. IT WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN, "SANTA-FRANK", WASN'T THERE ENOUGH GLUC ON YOU BEARD? YOU SEEMED MORE CONCERNED WITH THAT THAN WHAT THOSE PEOPLE VERE PUTTING IN YOUR MONEY BASKET:

BIG D, I JUST LOVE STRAM COWBOY HATS IN DECEMBER. I WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT DATE THAT MARY IS OPENING HER NEW CYCLE SLUTS AT THE LEATHER STALLION...I'D LOVE TO APPLY.

LADY Z HAS BEEN TAKING IT OFF AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME SHE'S DOING IT LITERALLY, ORCA TOO. I LOVED IT!!!

WITH ALL THIS SNOW I'LL BET THE SKI CLUB IS HAVING A BALL. I HEAR THEY MEET EVERY FIRST AND THIRD THURSDAY, 8PM, AT KEYS. ANYONE INTERESTED IN JOINING CAN MEET THERE OR CONTACT MIKE L.

IS IT TRUE JOC S. WON AT THE LAMBDA BAR STRIP NIGHT. I HEARD YOU GOT THE PRIZES MIXED UP.

THE LAMBDA BAR IS HAVING A BENEFIT SHOU FOR THE GAY RIGHTS NATIONAL LOBBY FEB 6TH, ANYONE INTERESTED IN PERFORMING SHOULD CONTACT DAN AT THE LAMBDA BAR.

IT WAS SO GOOD TO SEE LADY ELLA PHANT BACK IN TOWN OVER THE HOLIDAYS. HAVE YOU GIVEN UP. DRAG IN FAVOR OF LOVE OR WAS THAT MONEY I SAW IN YOUR EYES?

I ENJOYED JERRY AND LOLA AT KEYS CHRISTMAS PARTY AND I LOOK FORVARO TO THEIR RETURN IN MARCH. I COULDN 'T BELIEVE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT CAME OUT OF LOLA'S MOUTH. I HEAR LOLA GOES EVERY WHERE WITH JERRY... AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE, RIGHT LARRY?

I WAS ESPECIALLY PLEASED BY MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM MY EDITOR... AN INTERVIEW WITH KIP NOLL. WELL, I I MUST SAY THAT I WAS IMPRESSED, continued on page 12

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